TG: rose you just bit my hand
TT: I am a daughter of the night now, my trembling captive.
TT: I crave the dark nectar of your veins.
TG: yeah but like
TG: dont you have to break the skin for that
TT: Fhhumf ummph.
TG: oh my god stop it
TG: youre just chewing me
TT: Damn it.
TT: Your skin is surprisingly tough.
TT: Stay there.
TG: this is embarrassing
TG: im literally embarrassed to be your darkling bride here
TG: all cooped up in your transylvanian bat palace tappin my foot impatiently on the flagstones
TG: youre sitting kind of sheepish mumbling some stuff about being stressed at work
TG: no we cant try again in half an hour
TG: id say you suck at this but we both know thats the problem - holy shit
TG: is that a can opener get away from me you lunatic
#rose lalonde: rubbish vampire#now the only fic i want#look at her tiny vampire face#TT: Terezi.#TT: I need some advice on biting Dave.#GC: 1 W4NT TO T3LL YOU 4S R3SP3CTFULLY 4S POSS1BL3 TH4T 1 F1ND TH1S V3RY 4ROUS1NG#rose lalonde#dave strider#i’ll sell my soul to dream you wide awake
*very intense popcorn gif*
#steeples fingers #derse siblings #dersecest machina #interview with the whampire #strider the vampire slayer #your3 th3 k3y! h3 n33ds your blood. th3 blood of th3 d4v3w4lk3r #don’t you mean ‘daywalker’? #1 s41d wh4t 1 m34nt #more like a homonus nocturna eh rose #or like#homeowner nocturna #what im trying to say is i want us to buy property
say what you want about deviantart but that notification system that alerts you when a user you watch changes their name is the greatest thing and tumblr would heavily benefit from having such a feature because i don’t know who the fuck half of you are
Peeta and katniss’ daughter slowly began to learn about the games and the Capitol and the rebellion in school. One day she came home and told her parents that a real soldier rebellion veteran came to school to talk to them. She turned to her mother and asked, “Did you know a soldier named Gale Hawthorne?”
GO SIT IN THE CORNER
shut the puck up shaggy
this broke my heart
like he looks at her like she’s his little sister
and they’re playing some game
oh my god if you type a word into wiki answers they put related questions over pictures of thoughtful people i am dying
I DONT THINK YOU GET IT
IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
GROW A SET AND TELL HER
no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty
WARNING THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS CATCALLING OR SAYING “HEY SEXY”, ETC.
THAT MAKES YOU A DBAG
My blog is so boring..so have some RoseVris to spice it up.
I really like this pairing.