cracked:

Have you noticed that you’re getting invited to fewer barbecues this summer? The good news is that people don’t hate you, probably.
5 Reasons The Classic American Summer Is Totally Dead

#4. Summer Grilling Is Getting Stupidly Expensive
Since May 2013, the cost of ground beef is up 12 percent, while the cost of American cheese (aka the only kind used at barbecues) is up 11.1 percent. Tomatoes, lettuce, and even lemonade are all up by somewhere between 7.5 and 12 percent, and God have mercy on your soul if you want bacon on your burger — pork is up a frankly scandalous 19 percent.
At least it’s not Big Pork conspiring against you: It’s nature’s doing.

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cracked:

Have you noticed that you’re getting invited to fewer barbecues this summer? The good news is that people don’t hate you, probably.

5 Reasons The Classic American Summer Is Totally Dead

#4. Summer Grilling Is Getting Stupidly Expensive

Since May 2013, the cost of ground beef is up 12 percent, while the cost of American cheese (aka the only kind used at barbecues) is up 11.1 percent. Tomatoes, lettuce, and even lemonade are all up by somewhere between 7.5 and 12 percent, and God have mercy on your soul if you want bacon on your burger — pork is up a frankly scandalous 19 percent.

At least it’s not Big Pork conspiring against you: It’s nature’s doing.

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"You’re taking my picture!"

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THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE ACTUALLY SEEN THIS AND IM CRYING

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gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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LOOK HOW HUGE MAKOTO GREW UP WITHIN A YEAR (HARUPAPA MUST BE PROUD)

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Adventures with my ten year old sister who now knows I'm writing something she shouldn't read.
  • Me: *is writing in notebook on table*
  • Sister: *peers over* What's Marco up to this time?
  • Me: wh-what?
  • Sister: You know. Marco. The one in your story. What's he doing?
  • Me: *is writing post-smut cuddles* er...
  • Sister: Is he playing Marco Polo?
  • Me: Oh my god
  • Sister: Because wouldn't it be funny if he was the one who said 'Marco' and that's his name and he gets confused.
  • Me: *snort-cackles* Sure. He's playing Marco Polo.
  • *moments pass*
  • Me: I can't get back into writing if you're watching me, you know. It's off-putting.
  • Sister: You can't get into it?
  • Me: No.
  • Sister: ...you can do it. Get back into Marco.
  • Me: *snorts coffee everywhere*
  • Sister: WHAT HE'D LIKE IT IF YOU GOT BACK INTO HIM.
  • Me: That's Jean's job
  • Sister: what
  • Me: nothing.

ways to get me to hold a long ass conversation: talk to me about the mafia